Father Bob and Weave

Earlier this week former Tampa Bay area priest Robert Schaeufele was found not guilty of capital sexual battery in an emotion-and-controversy-charged trial. The jurors all looked shaken after the verdict and none were immediately available for comment. Schaeufele now awaits trials on three more capital sexual battery charges.

The wrenching verdict underscores one aspect of our criminal justice system that we must never confuse. Too often jury verdicts of “not guilty” are interchanged and interpreted as “innocent.”

“Not guilty” is a qualified legal term. It means an absence of provable guilt based on a legal threshold and rules of evidence. Innocence isn’t a technicality. It’s a state, as in sinless, untainted, pure.

In his first trial, Schaeufele was found “not guilty.” But make no mistake; there is nothing “innocent” about a priest administering an enema to a young boy.

Not Getting It

We all have such lists. Stuff we just “don’t get.” Not just dislike — but “don’t get.” And seriously wonder why anyone else would.

Maybe yours would include modern monarchies or rap music or croquet or mosh pits or cats or slasher movies or O’Doul’s or France or Jackass The Movie or jackass the audience or the NBA. Or maybe Johnnie Byrd or Adam Sandler or David Caton or Rosie O’Donnell or Al Sharpton or Howard Stern or the Osbournes.

Mine include some — ok, all — of the above in addition to storm chasing, body piercing and curling. Plus school choice plans, religious zealots, instant messages, North Korea, celebrity autographs, racial reparations, Grand Theft Auto, the Cuban embargo, Chuck LaMar, Syria on the Security Council, hipper-than-thou ESPN personalities, Carrot Top, bumper stickers, anyone but catchers wearing a baseball cap backwards, Joey Bishop belonging to the Rat Pack and all the mundane applications of the word “awesome.”

I now add one more.

I was watching ESPN 2 the other day from the captive-audience vantage point of a stationary exercise bike at a local health club. It was the mid-morning “ESPN Outdoors” show.

I’ll confess a bias here. I’m not an “outdoors” guy. Don’t hunt. Don’t fish. Don’t camp. There are easier ways to deal with mountains than climbing them.

What I didn’t realize, however, was how visceral my reaction would be to a show about turkey hunting in Alabama. And it’s not as if I’m some card-carrying member of PETA or a vegan-gone-Visigoth.

The program was on, someone else had scored the Wall Street Journal editorial page and I looked up to relieve the tedium.

The perspective was that of a miked, hushed-toned, hooded, fatigue-ensembled hunter who meticulously stalked a gobler, lured it with a turkey call and then shot it. It was “probably looking for a hen,” he sagely surmised.

Granted, his efforts may have helped thin the herd or whatever a bunch of turkeys are called, and the 20-pounder will doubtless be eaten. That’s “get-able” in an atavistic sort of way. The part I don’t get is the fun part. The exhalting.

“Look at those claws!” the unhooded hunter clucked gleefully. He whooped and practically high-fived himself.

Actually, I come closer to “getting” Eminem.

Lawyers, Hooters And A Billionaire

* Look who’s moving into the neighborhood — a bunch of lawyers — and the neighbors couldn’t be happier.

It’s what happens when the Solomon Tropp Law Group replaces Club Atlanta at the corner of Kennedy and Fremont. It’s what happens when North Hyde Park neighbors are no longer held hostage to early morning noise, public urination and the occasional murder.

Once City Council scissors some zoning red tape, the Solomon Tropp Law Group should begin renovations this summer.

Meanwhile, the Metropolitan Planning Organization has accepted a plan to spiff up Kennedy with landscaping, ornamental lights and benches. Not everything will happen to everyone’s satisfaction because scarce tax dollars are involved. But at least one Kennedy corridor neighborhood already feels beautified.

* In fits and starts, the Channelside entertainment complex has been making incremental progress in realizing its considerable potential. It certainly hasn’t lacked for key pieces of the puzzle. But the commercial mix, a constant exercise in tinkering and market chemistry, keeps falling shy of its mark.

What the $45-million complex isn’t missing are cruise ships, a trolley line, restaurants or an Imax theater.

But what has been missing is the one obvious element Channelside has long needed to bring in that critical mass of visitor-customers: a Hooters.

Now one is finally on the way.

* High-end retail. A world acclaimed airport. Luxury cruise liners. A Super Bowl champion. Plans for a new art museum. What additional signs are there that Tampa just may have “arrived”? Well, there’s now the $4-million tear-down.

That’s approximately what billionaire Mitchell Rales paid for that eye-catching, waterfront, Italian villa mansion on Davis Islands. Plus nearly $2 million for an adjacent property. Both will be bulldozed to make room for a more modern manse.

Not everyone, presumably, is pleased. Ironically, Rales is the co-founder of Danaher Corp., a hostile takeover specialist.

Learning No Longer Its Own Reward

Much has been justifiably made of how some schools have spent their Florida School Recognition Program reward dollars. More than $300 million has been ladled out since 1999 to reward schools for good FCAT results.

A lot of it has gone where it was intended — for teacher bonuses and traditional educational purchases. But some of it hasn’t. FCAT cash, as we now know, has paid for pizza parties, PlayStation video game systems and playground equipment. And some even went to BoJo the Clown, who was hired with FCAT money to entertain at an elementary school celebration in Sumter County.

It’s really two issues. One is the dilemma of how — literally — to spend such money. Does everyone get a little bit, including the best and the worst teachers? If not, how does that shake out for morale? Do you recognize support people who are not unimportant and could really use a few extra bucks? Do you spend it on the students whose performance earned the reward in the first place? Do you buy some stuff, such as lawn mowers, that the school really needs?

The other issue is the principle involved. Aren’t teaching and learning and performing what the educational process is all about? Whatever happened to certificates, banners and assemblies to honor those who helped make it happen? Is learning no longer its own reward?

Couldn’t that $306 million have been better spent on something other than bonus rewards for those who did their jobs?

Wilborn Again In Tampa

Kudos to Mayor Pam Iorio for wooing Paul Wilborn back home to be point man for the creative arts. Wilborn’s appointment as city manager for creative industries underscores the mayor’s commitment to promoting artists as well as a cultural arts district.

Wilborn, currently a senior writer for the Associated Press in Los Angeles, was previously a prominent and popular journalist on both sides of Tampa Bay. He is also a talent on stage and in front of a piano. Look for Wilborn to be a good fit with the creative set.

Many will also look for the return of Paul Wilborn and the Pop Tarts.

Mayor’s East Tampa Pledge Counts The Most

Here’s some advice for those black civic leaders who are already questioning Mayor Pam Iorio’s commitment to diversity. Back off.

For openers, don’t rush to judgment. It makes you look more contentious than assertive. A number of appointments have yet to be made. Of the 10 top managers who will report directly to Iorio, she has named but four, one of whom — City Clerk Shirley Foxx-Knowles — is black.

More to the point, your diversity agenda is not more important than the mayor’s charge to find the best personnel possible. Show the sort of good faith you’re demanding from her — even if you still pine for Frank Sanchez or Bob Buckhorn as your mayor.

Moreover, don’t misread the reassignment of Curtis Lane from minority liaison in the mayor’s office to head of city code enforcement. As a former deputy police chief, Lane should mean business-not-as-usual for chronic code violators. It also means window dressing is out in city hall.

Second, and more importantly, look at the mayor’s commitment to East Tampa and see how you can help make it happen. Other than interim City Attorney Fred Karl, no appointment is more symbolically important than that of Ed Johnson, a black banker. Johnson is the city’s director of East Tampa Development and Citywide Lending Programs. It’s a newly created position. Iorio has, in effect, hitched her own political reputation to transforming a poverty-and-crime-infested area into a truly more “livable” part of the city.

Put it this way. If East Tampa becomes nothing more than token islands of Tampa Housing Authority innovation amid a sea of druggies, thugs and dilapidated commercial properties, improved diversity at City Hall will be a hollow celebration.

Black activists need only look across the bay to see the challenges of St. Petersburg’s Midtown for guidance, if not pragmatic inspiration. A recent five-day spree of drive-by shootings in the mostly black and poor section of that city is a graphic reminder that pouring public money into an area is no guarantee that private investors will follow. What they may do is follow each other out of town.

Midtown is Exhibit A for a call to community arms and positive neighborhood leadership. It means saying no to all that is culturally dysfunctional and all that smacks of the victimization syndrome. It means working WITH law enforcement and being thankful that somebody is actually willing to police such high crime areas that are also menacing to officers.

Helping out in East Tampa means heavy lifting. It’s not nearly as easy as calling for diversity at city hall.

But Ed Johnson and Pam Iorio can’t revitalize the area themselves. And it will take more than the creative use of tax increment financing and the creation of community redevelopment areas. City, state and federal purse strings are all drawn tautly.

The key is the jobs-creating private sector. The best intentioned developers are not investing out of altruism. They need to make a profit. They don’t have to choose high-risk communities with scary crime rates, open drug dealing and aging, ill-kept properties.

Absent a community-wide commitment to a safe place to do business, they won’t.

And that’s the mayor’s daunting challenge. And she needs serious, roll-up-the-sleeves, take-no-prisoners activist help to make East Tampa happen.

Sapp A Slave To Rhetoric?

Warren Sapp may be rude to most fans, but he’s the media’s favorite Buc. He’s a sound-bite savant. All copy all the time. And say enough stuff and eventually something profound, profane or just generically controversial will result.

The other day, however, Sapp went off the hyperbole scale and waxed truly absurd.

Apparently, he foresees his “blood, sweat and tears” tenure with the Bucs ending after the upcoming season, which is also the last year of his contract. One that will pay him $6.6 million in 2003. If you’re scoring at home, that’s about $900,000 per sack based on last season’s output.

His instincts are likely on the money. The Bucs wouldn’t be wise to shell out more of that kind of multi-year money for a (next year) 31-year-old defensive tackle whose best seasons are receding behind him.

“That’s what the NFL does to you,” Sapp recently opined to a reporter. “That’s why I say it’s a slave system.”

Now you know.

Enough On Acton

Enough already on Emmy Acton, the otherwise respected and competent — but now beleaguered — Hillsborough County Attorney.

Sure, she gave noblesse oblige a really bad name with her hand-me-downs syndrome. And then there was the toilet-cleaning support staff not invited to stick around for the Acton house party they had just tidied up for. And then there’s that wafer-thin line between sick days and vacation days. And a personality that doesn’t suffer fools — or underlings — especially well.

But this now is well beyond overkill. Anyone who looks like Dan Ruth in drag deserves to be let alone.

Capitol Punishment From Tallahassee

For all those appalled that the University of South Florida and the Hillsborough school district will be taking a serious budget hit in the coming school year, these thoughts:

*No way is a shortfall not going to hurt. And no way did this have to happen. Florida’s toga-party of a Legislature keeps giving incompetence a bad name. Long-term, revenue-raising solutions? There’s a better chance of bringing back Ol’ Sparky.

Obviously it does no good to write your representative. But here is a perverse suggestion. Send out some thank you cards. One to Jeb Bush, who can’t reconcile Republicans and Libertarians and saves his passion for FCATS, vouchers, affirmative action and presidential visits. One to Johnnie Byrd, who would rather cut a critical service or tap a trust fund than repeal a gaggle of special interest, sales tax exemptions. One to Kendrick Meek, who never got over being kicked out of his governor’s sit-in. The former state senator and now a Congressman from Miami-Dade created Amendment 9 to reduce class size. And the rest to this state’s (but not this county’s) voters who were too clueless to see where their yes vote on Meek’s amendment would lead.

*Florida’s budget is so hamstrung by having to live within Johnnie Byrd’s means, that it was almost shocking that the money would be found to fund a special session to finalize the budget.

Lightning and Bucs: A Tale of Two Teams

Call it the tale of two teams.

Once the very definition of ineptitude, the Buccaneers have been good for a while and now there are none better. Once the very essence of awful, the Lightning have been good for a season and now have earned credibility with a playoff run.

The Bucs, who played hardball to legally extort a cushy stadium deal, are making money hand over Glazer fist. Thousands are on waiting lists for season tickets and Pewter Partners keep queuing up. The team, playing and winning in the best facility in the country, is worth more than three times what the Glazers paid for it.

Moreover, the Bucs are part of the National Football League, a blatant exception to the typical tenets of the free enterprise system. Other than the NFL, where can you find somebody else to train your personnel and build your place of business and then be assured of making a profit — irrespective of product quality — by dividing up an obscenely large pool of network television cash? And all teams are limited in what they can spend by an overhead governor — a league-wide salary cap. Hey, is this a great subset of capitalism or what?

The Lightning, however, continue to hemorrhage dollars. As an organization, it is a light year removed from the Duke of Manchester and female-goalie days. But the Bolts still play in the National Hockey League, which rakes in relative chump change in its TV deals. As a result, almost no one makes a profit. The Lightning aren’t yet close. In fact, the team owner, Palace Sports & Entertainment, claims to have lost more than $30 million on its hockey and arena operations for the fiscal year ending last June. This year will obviously be better, but that only means less loss.

As reigning Super Bowl champs, the Bucs have been wined, dined, feted and fawned over. Ostensibly, it doesn’t get any better. The days of the Glazers being called greedy carpetbaggers playing franchise roulette with the city and its taxpayers are history. For all their fumbling, the Glazers made a sound business decision and shelled out $8 million for Jon Gruden. A Super Bowl season and a parade later, all was forgiven.

Until the Glazers decided to reprise revenge of the rich nerds.

Maybe it’s like the scorpion that couldn’t help stinging the duck upon whose back it was depending for passage across a river. Or like some politicians who can’t help going negative. Or a Soprano in schlep’s clothing: “Nothing personal, just business.”

It’s their nature.

This recent flap over not signing off on the transfer of Raymond James Stadium ownership to the county is vintage Glazer. The Bucs say they won’t sign until the Tampa Sports Authority ponies up for extra costs on insurance and security that weren’t foreseen in the original, munificent, 1996 lease agreement.

The Bucs aren’t necessarily wrong in their legal take, but they are unnecessarily insistent that this was worth drawing “a line in the sand” during challenging economic times for local governments. Taking one for Team Tampa is apparently not an option, because it’s not good business. Good will and good PR aren’t incentive enough.

The Glazers, it appeared, had it all a couple of months ago. As it turned out, they never got it at all. Some things money can’t buy.

Meanwhile at the erstwhile Ice Palace, signs were manifest recently that the Bolts are getting it on the ice. Before their loudest and largest Tampa crowd ever — more than 21,000 — the Bolts defeated the favored Washington Capitals, 2-1, in game five of their East quarterfinal series.

Especially noteworthy was that the Bolts passed the O’Neill litmus test. That raucous crowd included this normally detached fan and his yoga-instructor spouse, who wouldn’t know a poke check from a pork chop.

But guess who was yelling for an “icing” call against the Caps by game’s end? Guess who also took the percussive brunt of a pair of “ThunderStix” that all fans were armed with? Guess who will also take a couple more upside the head after this column?