Florida Fodder

* The upside of the North Carolina congressional voter-fraud case is three-fold.  First and foremost, legitimate–not faux–fraud has been outed. Second, there will now be a re-vote, where the Dems could pick up a 41st House seat from the 2018 mid-terms. And third, it puts somebody other than “Flori-duh” in the national media’s electoral cross hairs for being stupid, incompetent or worse.

* Democratic State Rep. Ben Diamond and Republican State Sen. Jeff Brandes, both of St. Petersburg, have filed identical civics-education bills that would create civic engagement courses in our public schools. The need–as often illustrated by discouraging voter turnouts and disappointing winning candidates–is obvious. Such courses should also, as has been noted here before, include a complementary primer on how to navigate contemporary media. An unengaged, under-informed, easily manipulated electorate that can ideologically cherry pick for validation is a major threat to meaningful democracy.

* Another state legislative tandem, Rep. Jackie Toledo, R-Tampa, and Sen. Wilton Simpson, R-Trilby, are also sponsoring critically-important legislation. In this case, outlawing distracted driving: making texting-while-driving a primary offense. “The focus of this bill is to save lives and get people’s behavior to change,” explained Toledo. “While you’re driving, you should be focused on driving.”

Of course. And it’s about time. Florida currently is one of only four states where texting is merely a secondary offense. As if those who are a threat to everyone else on the road is a secondary matter.

But this is the Florida Legislature and nothing is ever as easy as it is obvious, even if well- intended. To wit: a Senate committee has now broadened the bill to basically target any action that distracts a driver. It makes perfectly good sense in the abstract. In the real world of drive-by, law-enforcement scrutiny, much less so. “It’s completely subjective,” underscored Sen. Brandes. He’s right.

“What constitutes a distraction,” noted Sen. Darryl Rouson, D-St. Petersburg, “can open drivers up to profiling or discriminatory treatment based on culture or personal choice.” He’s right too. It’s paramount to do the right thing to save lives, but it’s problematic to introduce judgment calls about somebody munching on a hamburger, mouthing loud rap lyrics or looking emotionally addled while listening to talk radio.  

Media Matters

* Not that anybody would be shocked, but the NRA recently ran an unconscionable, even for them, headline in its American Rifleman magazine. The low-caliber, two-word headline, “Target Practice,” was juxtaposed to photos of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and former Arizona congresswoman Gabby Giffords, a high-profile shooting victim.

* “I thought I was courtside at the (Madison Square) Garden, and the refs made a bad call.”–That was Spike Lee’s poor-sport call in response to the best-picture Oscar being awarded to “Green Book”–not the Lee-directed “BlackKklansman.” To put it into woeful New York Knicks context: That was an offensive foul.

Sports Shorts

* At least what Jeff Bezos did was just dumb and creepy. What New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft is charged with–soliciting prostitution–is sleazy at best and a lot worse if a sex-trafficking connection is proven. “Spagate” makes “Spygate” and “Deflategate” look innocent. But, no, his Mar-a-Lago membership is likely not at risk.

* I saw a reference recently that Tropicana Field was now the eighth oldest stadium in Major League Baseball. It opened in 1990. (And debuted in 1998 as the Devil Rays home field.) I was transported back to 1990, when I was there for the grand opening of the “Florida Suncoast Dome.” In fact, I still have my souvenir “Tampa Bay Baseball Welcomes You!” card, because “build it and they will come” was still a motivator, notwithstanding MLB Commissioner Peter Ueberroth’s disavowal of such thinking.

My “Florida Suncoast Dome” card had a few baseball bullet points that seemingly “covered all the bases.” To wit:

            <“MAJOR LEAGUE COMMITMENT… 22,697 season ticket reservations sold in 30 days.”

            <“Unlimited political and corporate support coupled with a dedicated local ownership group.”

            <“MAJOR LEAGUE MARKET … The 13th largest media market in America. Florida’s number one metro in America’s 4th most populous state.”

            <“MAJOR LEAGUE FACILITY …  43,000-seat baseball showcase–The Florida Suncoast Dome.”

* Blindsided by injuries, the Philadelphia Flyers were forced into calling up touted rookie goalie Carter Hart, 20, before he was deemed ready. Hart, however, became an overnight sensation and fan favorite for his excellent, far-beyond-expectations play. Even national media picked up on the unexpected Hart success. Last week the Lightning caught Hart’s act in person in Philly. The Bolts scored three goals on nine first-period shots, and the Flyers removed Hart for the unforeseen, flawed performance. He left to a chorus of what-have-you-done-for-us-lately boos. It was a reminder: Yo, it’s still Philly.

Quoteworthy

* “Our call to the armed forces couldn’t be clearer: Put yourself on the right side of history.”–Juan Guaidó, the self-declared interim president of Venezuela who now has the backing of more than 50 governments around the world.

* “The Chinese challenge is no longer just economic; it’s moral and intellectual. … We used to think China would democratize. Wrong. We used to think the regime would liberalize. Wrong. We used to think the Chinese people would rise up and join the free democratic world. Wrong.”–David Brooks, New York Times.

* “The overlapping investigations by different entities, housed in different branches of government, spanning geography and even different governments (such as the New York attorney general’s investigation into the Trump Foundation), make it difficult for anyone, even Attorney General Barr, to end the inquiries. … So whenever Mr. Mueller turns in his report, do not assume that things are over.”–Neal K. Katyal, Georgetown law professor and former acting solicitor general under President Barack Obama.

* “We will obviously subpoena the report. We will bring Bob Mueller in to testify before Congress.”–California Democratic Rep. Adam Schiff, chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, on what he would do if the Mueller Report on Russian interference in the 2016 election is not made public.

* “Kids, study history. The fact that so many Americans know so little about the past means that we as a society are vulnerable to demagogues.”–Max Boot, senior fellow for national security studies at the Council on Foreign Relations.

* “You think the Green New Deal won’t work? Fine. Then what’s your idea? Whatever it is, make sure it takes into account the urgency of the moment, the fracturing of our social covenant, the peril of the planet.”–Leonard Pitts, Miami Herald.

* “It’s yet another sign of the degradation of our political discourse that anything that deviates from the economic status quo is deemed ‘socialist.'”–Alex Shephard, the New Republic.

* “While not all of those who spoke out against the (Amazon New York) deal wanted it scrapped, they were united by a common concern: Why does a company with billions in profit need billions in subsidies to bring 25,000 jobs to a city where it already has a significant presence?”–Bryce Covert, The Nation.

* “White supremacy and far-right extremism are among the greatest domestic-security threats facing the United States. … At both the federal and state levels, immediate steps are required to curtail the alarming rise of hate crimes and extremist violence in this country.”–Thomas J. Cullen, U.S. attorney for the Western District of Virginia.

* “The vote for mayor is such a personal, intimate decision. It’s almost like the Iowa or New Hampshire primary. … It’s retail politics at its finest.”–Mayor Bob Buckhorn.

* “We take security very seriously. Unfortunately, in 2019, all our devices and accounts are susceptible to being compromised.”–Ashley Bauman, spokeswoman for Mayor Bob Buckhorn, in acknowledging that someone had taken over the mayor’s Twitter account and posted a number of vile tweets.

* “We’ve got a couple more years of state money, we’ve brought down costs and we’re seeing ridership increase. Let’s keep doing this until we’re in a position, big picture, where we can (start) up service with multiple boats.”–St. Petersburg Mayor Rick Kriseman on the Cross-Bay Ferry, which has a 40 percent increase in ridership half way through its six-month season.

* “If we had 30,000-35,000 walking through the door every night and we had naming rights and we had big sponsors, the funding would be a layup.”–Rays principal owner Stuart Sternberg.

Trump’s Wall Of Crisis

* Unless something apocalyptic happens under Trump, his tenure as president could very well be best summarized by his “Wall” and all that it represented in the spurious names of “crisis” and “emergency.” As in a narcissistic, inhumane, anti-immigrant, diversionary, media-demonizing agenda that appeases his cult-follower base and displeases virtually everybody else–from resurgent Democrats to gutless Republicans to constitutional scholars. Alas, climate change, a malignant gun culture, overtaxed infrastructure, Russian bots and the insidious threat to separation of powers don’t require crisis intervention in this Whitewashed House.

And how utterly Trumpian that the demander-in-chief undercut his own sense of “emergency” when he noted in a vintage press briefing that “I didn’t need to do this, but I’d rather do it much faster. I just want to get it done faster, that’s all.” What a palpable sense of, uh, urgency. And how dare a power-grabbing, Fox-appeasing, face-saving gambit become a constitution-threatening gamble?

* As outlandish and wink-and-nodish as Ted Cruz’s proposal to make El Chapo pay for the border wall is, it still has more credibility than having Mexico ante up. Trump knows that, even if his populist cult followers don’t. BTW, can you imagine how much Cruz-staff time went into acronyming  the Ensuring Lawful Collection of Hidden Assets to Provide Order (EL CHAPO) Act?

* The Trump Administration, as we’ve seen, has not been an uber staunch, democracy-encouraging, human-rights advocating player in Europe. But it does, interestingly, have a soft spot for Slovakia. It has everything to do with the fact that last year Slovakia bought more than a dozen F-16 fighter jets from the U.S.

* Imagine the Trump vitriol and Sean Hannity commentary if James Comey, Robert Mueller, Andrew McCabe and Rod Rosenstein had all been card-carrying Democrats.

* The Trump Administration now has its White House science adviser on board. It had gone 19 months without one. It’s Kelvin Droegemeier, a meteorologist and former research vice president at the University of Oklahoma. He made his debut at the annual conference of the American Association for the Advancement of Science, where he underscored the value of private initiative and downplayed the importance of the government’s investment in science. So much for any federal initiative that would have the government taking a leadership role in addressing the most compelling, existentially-threatening issue we all face: climate change. Even if your science adviser’s name is Kelvin.

* “My concern is our government wasn’t designed to operate by national emergency.”–No, that wasn’t Speaker Nancy Pelosi. It was Texas Republican Congressman Will Hurd, Beto O’Rourke’s bipartisan buddy, speaking up and out.

* We know that a Trump concern is being challenged in a primary next year. Now it’s official; a candidate has announced. It’s former Massachusetts Gov. William Weld, a moderate Republican who ran for vice president last time on the Libertarian ticket. No, it’s not the same as Utah Sen. Mitt Romney or former Ohio Gov. John Kasich or current Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan announcing, but somebody had to formally initiate the “Party of Lincoln” pushback.

* To be sure, Trump is not nickname challenged. From “Adolph Twitler” and “Boss Tweet” to “King Leer” and “Benedict Donald.” But “Benedict Donald” is not as funny as it should be.

* Trump doesn’t like how he’s portrayed in the media by the practitioners of partisan “fake news.” He threatens “retribution,” especially to CNN and NBC. Too bad he no longer has access to John Barron, who could at least set the record straight with the tabloids.

* Snark Tank: Has Mark Cuban ever looked so presidential?

Gunshine Update

A year after Parkland, we’ve seen incremental progress on sensible gun laws. Now the upcoming legislative session looks like it wants to expand the existing “Guardian” program and arm more teachers. Florida’s Republican leaders seem unified on that priority. Bad idea. The law of unintended consequences cannot be revoked.

But there’s also this. Why can’t the Legislature ban assault weapons? OK, that’s a rhetorical question, because we know the reality of spineless legislators and the influence of Marion Hammer and her NRA Second Amendment revisionists. But some things just shouldn’t be subject to political partisanship and leverage. If you’re not law enforcement or military, how do you make a rational case for owning assault weapons? That’s an assault on common sense. It’s also an inevitable, sure-fire assault on public safety and the common good, which ought to be the ultimate constituency.

Media Matters

* As media, we’re used to dealing with news-maker spin. We don’t like it, but it comes with the territory of self-interest in a public forum. That’s why follow-up questions are imperative. And follow-ups to follow-ups. But what’s worse–as in infuriating and embarrassing–is media spin. As in by the media itself. A prime recent example: McClatchy Newspapers, which owns 29 dailies, including the Miami Herald, in 14 states. It just laid off about 10 percent of its workforce. We all know 21st century print reality, but that’s not how McClatchy spokeswoman Jeanne Segal couched her announcement. “(It’s) not a staff cut,” she said–possibly with a straight face. “It’s a chance to retire early.” Yeah, run that by certain early retirees at the Tampa Bay Times and the late Tampa Tribune.

Being bludgeoned by digital realities and paywalls is today’s grim publication reality. We all get it. But don’t make it viscerally worse with an insulting rationale as professional journalists, those who have had to combat disingenuous spin-meisters throughout their careers, scoop up their cubicle identities and exit the calling they used to love.

* It’s hard not to be a poll skeptic these days. Given political cynicism and the proliferation of cell phones, what exactly was the sampling? Who did the sampling? How were the questions phrased? Was it a push poll? Was it a media outlet that was trying to stay relevant and make a headline? This is not the age of Gallup with cooperative, land-lined participants who were willing, if not honored, to be able to participate.

* Like a lot of folks on the left side of the political spectrum, I watch comedian Bill Maher. He’s politically informed and caustically entertaining. He’s also a source of political therapy and vicarious venting in this tumultuous time of Trump. “Real Time with Bill Maher” has been an HBO staple for 17 years.

Having said that, Maher can also be–and increasingly so–annoying as he gratuitously carpet F-bombs his way through an hour-long episode that is too long by half. Maybe we shouldn’t give a shtick because this is HBO, but classlessness still matters even if you’re bashing Trump. Ask Michelle Obama. But it’s not all Maher, to be sure. Some of his guests need the exposure and some need to be heard; some have a book out and some are part of pop-culture activism. Some can contribute–and you want to hear more from–and some blatantly can’t. Yeah, I miss Mort Sahl.

* In watching former acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe reference the possible relevance of the 25th Amendment as a means of removing Trump from office, I thought of the novel I recently read: “Night of Camp David” by Fletcher Knebel. It carries the tag line: “What would happen if the president of the U.S.A. went stark-raving mad?” He wrote it in the 1960s when LBJ was president. Knebel, not coincidentally, also co-authored “Seven Days in May.”  

Perhaps I need better escape than Bill Maher and Fletcher Knebel. But Sinclair Lewis’ “It Can’t Happen Here” now looms.

* Tampa Bay Times Executive Editor Mark Katches has announced that the Times will no longer be running the Non Sequitur  comic strip. Seems that its creator, Wiley Miller, recently inserted an anti-Trump obscenity into one of the panels. It passed muster with editors, but then some readers caught it and complained, as they should have. The Times has replaced Non Sequitur with a Nancy reboot until it figures out a permanent replacement. Here’s a suggestion. Forget the reboots and variations on a Hi and Lois or a Dennis the Menace theme. Why not go local with something that’s as proven funny as it is pertinent. Why not create another forum for the cartoonist who is a weekly staple in Friday’s “Tampa Tribune” section. Why not max out on the home-grown humor of Charlie Greacen? He’s got plenty of material and an appreciative following over the years.

Sports Shorts

* His next birthday will be his 30th: the Lightning’s Steven Stamkos, that is. Did time go by as fast for the erstwhile teen phenom as it did for Bolts’ fans?

* Super Bowl LV in Tampa is now less than two years away. It will be this city’s fifth Super Bowl. How have we done it? To paraphrase Rob Higgins, the director of the Tampa Bay Sports Commission, Tampa is ideally positioned. Yes, it’s Florida in the winter with downtown buzz and a world class facility, but it’s much more than that, points out Higgins. It’s big enough and prominent enough to logistically compete with the bigger cities to accommodate fans, media and VIPs. But it’s still small enough to expedite often overlooked details through relationships.  

Quoteworthy

* “The time has come for our European partners to stop undermining U.S. sanctions against this murderous (Iranian) revolutionary regime. … The time has come for our European partners to withdraw from the Iran nuclear deal.”–Vice President Mike Pence, at the Munich Security Conference.

* “(Retreating from democracy and human rights) will have a dramatic impact on the trans-Atlantic alliance. Countries like Hungary that are backsliding are much more vulnerable to malign influences like Russia.”–Jonathan D. Katz, former State Department official and current senior fellow at the German Marshall Fund of the United States.

* “If I had not been elected president of the United States, we would right now, in my opinion, be in a major war with North Korea with potentially millions of people killed.”–President Donald Trump.

* “President Obama was never on the verge of starting any war with North Korea, large or small.”–Former Obama CIA Director John Brennan.

* “Responsible leaders don’t fabricate fear to motivate their followers.”–Martin Dempsey, retired four-star Army general who was chairman of the joint chiefs of staff under President Barack Obama.

* “It’s an invasion. We have an invasion of drugs and criminals coming into our country.”–President Donald Trump, in declaring a national emergency on the border with Mexico.

* “Legal briefs arguing against Trump’s action practically write themselves.”–Eugene Robinson, Washington Post.

* “The only national emergency is that our president is an idiot.”–Conservative commentator Ann Coulter.

* “This is a real institutional threat to the separation of powers to use emergency powers to enable the president to bypass Congress to build a wall on his own initiative that our elected representatives have chosen not to fund.”–William C. Banks, Syracuse University law professor and co-author of “National Security Law and the Power of the Purse.”

* “No crisis justifies violating the Constitution.”–Sen. Marco Rubio.

* “No man will make a good leader who wants to do it all himself or to take all the credit for doing it.”–Andrew Carnegie.

* “My record as mayor (of Newark), my record as a senator is fighting those interests that are trying to screw people. And when it comes to defending folk, I will be ferocious.”–New Jersey Democratic Sen. Cory Booker, a 2020 presidential candidate.

* “We’re a capitalist country, let’s face it. Capitalism needs a lot of mending. … The slavish devotion to shareholders has gotten out of control.”–Democratic Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer of New York.

* “Democrats used to talk about the poor more than they do today. … Democrats today talk about the middle class because that’s where the votes are. Republicans talk about…how many flat-screen televisions poor people have, mostly.”–Kevin D. Williamson, National Review.

* “A small group of politicians put their own narrow political interests above their community.”–New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, in response to Amazon’s announcement that it was dropping plans for a big new headquarters in New York. Cuomo and New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio, had lobbied intensely to land the Amazon project.

* “In the 21st century, environmental policy is economic policy. Keeping the two separate isn’t a feat of intellectual discipline. It’s an anachronism.”–Jedediah Britton-Purdy, Columbia law professor and author of “After Nature: A Politics for the Anthropocene.”

* “Blackface, particularly in white sororities and fraternities, is as common as cheerleaders on a football field.”–Lawrence Ross, author of “Blackballed: The Black and White Politics of Race on America’s Campuses.”

* “Both Donald Trump and Rick Scott are fond of branding and using short, catchy phrases–perhaps because neither has even a rudimentary understanding of the issues and neither shows an interest in learning about them. … Can’t wait to see how Sen. Scott is going to ‘Make Washington Work.'”–Former Florida Republican legislator Paula Dockery.

* “Let’s make vaccines about science and not politics or personal ideology.”–Dr. Mona V. Mangat, St. Petersburg immunologist and allergist and past board chair of Doctors for America.

* “Adults whose symptoms are relieved, and whose lives are made possible, by smoking medical marijuana in its whole plant form should be able to do just that–just as 6.5 million Floridians intended.”–Nikki Fried, Florida commissioner of Agriculture and Consumer Services.

 * “Our local Tampa team is committed to successfully transforming the property from a traditional enclosed mall into a mixed-use, urban neighborhood development incorporating science and tech research and innovation.”–Chris Bowen, management strategist for RD Management, which is planning to turn University Mall into a research village. Demolition began this week,

* “I’ve been an architect here for 38 years, and I’ve never been more excited than I am right now with this community and where we are at. The possibilities we have to transform this city are just amazing.”–Mickey Jacob, principal of the Design Studio at BDG Architects in Tampa.

* “The vote for mayor is such a personal, intimate decision. It’s almost like the Iowa or New Hampshire primary. … It’s retail politics at its finest.”–Mayor Bob Buckhorn.

SOTU: Disingenuous

* Despite President Donald Trump’s scripted call for unity, no one on either side of the aisle could realistically have thought: “Bye, partisanship.” That’s not how a solipsistic authoritarian stays in power. Trump’s SOTU speech–from economic touting to flowery clichés on unity and American ideals to references ranging from our border “crisis” to “socialism” caveats to “ridiculous partisan investigations”–sounded more like a 2020 campaign speech. That was underscored by: “I will get it built.” As in more divisiveness.

One notable topic wasn’t broached–climate change. It speaks volumes about his–and his party’s–priorities that an existential national and planetary threat doesn’t check any SOTU boxes.

“Trump boasted of a ‘revolution in American energy’ that included nothing revolutionary–just the same old embrace of fossil fuels,” pointed out Tampa Congresswoman Kathy Castor. “The President refuses to acknowledge the urgency and escalating costs of climate crisis on American families. The cost of doing nothing is very high. Instead the Trump Administration sides with dirty fossil fuel corporations and installs oil industry lobbyists at the EPA, Department of Interior and other agencies that protect our health and economic wellbeing.”

* It’s beyond disturbing when an uninformed, largely unread president calls out his own intelligence chiefs for being “passive and naive.” Then he calls out the press for “misquoting” them in their congressional testimony, which was carried on live television. The bottom line: A U.S. president needs to know how the world really works. Earning a reputation for “willful ignorance,” being disengaged from intelligence experts and ignoring their expertise is a recipe for foreign policy disaster. Undodged bullets are still out there.

* “A time comes when silence is betrayal.” That was the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. referring to why he was speaking out about Vietnam in 1967. As a diversion from his civil rights agenda, it cost him support. But it was the right thing to do. More than half a century later, that quote still resonates–and could now apply to Congressional Republicans, who need to speak out against the threat posed by Donald Trump.

* So Russia says it too will formally abandon the 1987 Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces treaty after the U.S. announced it will be pulling out as a result of Russian violations. Too bad there isn’t a savvy White House negotiator available to America to save a treaty that helps rein in missile deployments. Obviously, negotiating with leverage-challenged subcontractors and bankruptcy courts back in the day is not preparation enough for the ultimate big time.

* Maybe it’s just happenstance, but could it be more than coincidence that a society that has fallen for e-cigarette nicotine alternatives is the same society that fell for a reality TV-populist alternative to Hillary Clinton.

* Donald Trump. Vladimir Putin. Xi Jinping. I miss Mikhail Gorbachev.