Cuban Cowardice

Slowly but inexorably, the governmental gears are grinding in behalf of a more sensible, less counterproductive policy vis-a-vis Cuba. But Helms-Burton is still in place, the economic embargo is still riddled with Cold War rationales, the travel ban for most Americans is still the law and the South Florida exile community still exercises politician-intimidating, veto power.

Several months back, Rep. Charles Rangel (D-NY) and Rep. Jeff Flake (R-AZ) introduced HR 654, which would end the travel ban to Cuba. To date, it has 95 co-sponsors who feel that America’s aims for change in Cuba could actually be advanced by that island’s populace having more exposure to traveling Americans. To say nothing of the quaint concept that Americans had pretty much gotten used to freely visiting any place that wasn’t unsafe for Americans.

For the record, none of those 95 HR 654 co-sponsors are from Florida.

GOP Candidates: Follow Charlie Crist

Here’s a suggestion for the Republican Party presidential front-runners as they travel the pre-primary highway. Look through the windshield, not the rear view mirror. Whatever chance the GOP has to hold on to the presidency in 2008 will not be improved by its best candidates nuancing values and kissing up to social conservatives. And when it comes to delegate-endowed Florida, John McCain, Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney need to reference the Charlie Crist strategy — tacking toward the center — not reread the Book of Bush.

And if the (Rev.) Jerry Falwells and James (Focus on the Family) Dobsons feel marginalized, so be it. The Party of Pelosi is still no viable alternative for their fundamentalist acolytes.

Making The Civics Case

Here’s hoping that the combination of Bob Graham, the former governor and U.S. senator, former Rep. Lou Frey and R. Fred Lewis, the chief justice of the Florida Supreme Court, can make a difference. Here’s hoping somebody can. They all are working toward bringing meaningful civics education to Florida schools.

“It’s really incredible, the lack of knowledge in the state,” said Frey. “Not just kids, but adults.”

Graham and Frey want the state’s curriculum standards rewritten with more emphasis on civics. They want civics included on the FCAT to guarantee that it does, indeed, get taught. Justice Lewis has been urging and organizing lawyers (Florida has more than 70,000) and judges to get into state schools to talk about the U.S. Constitution. As in underscoring that we have one and then trying to explain it.

The need for remedial civics is as demonstrable as it is disgraceful.

A 2005 Florida Bar poll found that more than 40 percent of Florida residents did not know the three branches of government. A poll by the University of Central Florida found that only one respondent in three could name either of Florida’s U.S. senators. Relative to the rest of the country, Floridians don’t vote, which may be a mixed blessing given that an informed electorate is considered essential for a well-cast ballot.

And Florida is no isolated case – merely worse than most that also pay lip service to how this democracy of ours works.

And while we’re on the subject of relevant curricula, it wouldn’t hurt to also advocate for foreign languages as well as mandatory courses in world history, geography and contemporary cultures. The role of a super power in a world of globalized insurgency is that important.

Thomas Jefferson forewarned us 200 years ago.

“If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be.”

May it remain a warning – and not an epitaph.

U.S. Rep. Kathy Castor Could Make History

By all accounts, rookie U.S. Rep. Kathy Castor of Tampa has hit the Capitol ground running. She’s rapidly becoming the poster pol for the new, fresh face of Congress, especially the House of Pelosi.

She was the first freshman to address the 110th Congress – and spoke on ethical reforms. She was one of nine Democrats appointed to the prestigious House Rules Committee – only the fifth freshman to be picked for that “Gatekeeper” committee in the last 30 years. Prior to that, she had been picked by Speaker Nancy Pelosi to represent the 41-member freshman class on the Democratic Steering and Policy Committee that, among other things, recommends committee assignments. She will also serve on the high-profile Armed Services Committee.

And her office – in the Cannon House Office Building — once housed first-year Massachusetts Congressman John F. Kennedy.

Castor, 40, says she plans to emphasize health care and education as top priorities.

Given the perfect storm of generation, gender, gumption and GOP implosion, she has a unique opportunity to make a difference in a hurry. But it’s a lot more than congressional karma.

So, here’s a suggestion if the newly-minted Congresswoman really wants to max out on impact and influence in these early days of the newly Democratic Congress. Think: Cuba.

Last month a 10-member (six Democrats, four Republicans) congressional delegation, led by Reps. Jeff Flake, R-Ariz., and William Delahunt, D-Mass., traveled to Havana and met with Cuban Foreign Minister Felipe Perez Roque and other senior officials. The purpose: to grease the skids for a new era in U.S.-Cuba relations.

It’s a given that it’s coming. Only its timing — now or soon — is the great unknown.

The delegation had hoped to meet with Raul Castro, the Cuban defense minister who took over from his brother and became provisional leader six months ago. In a major speech last month, Raul Castro indicated a willingness to open negotiations with the U.S. on an equal and fair footing. Raul is Fidel Castro’s constitutionally-designated successor – and it looks increasingly likely that his permanent succession is imminent.

But the congressional delegation-Raul Castro meeting never happened.

Insiders speculate that a possible reason is that some delegation members had spurned opportunities to meet with Fidel Castro during previous trips.

Others feel that Raul — his relative “pragmatism” notwithstanding — is holding out for someone with no baggage. Someone who would better symbolize a clear break from the Cold War atavism that is America’s relationship with Cuba. Someone clearly not hostage to the interminable, South Florida exile-community veto over U.S. foreign policy regarding Cuba. Indeed, someone from FLORIDA.

That someone should be Kathy Castor, D-Tampa.

The door of opportunity is ajar, and the window of destiny is open for the right overture in the right context. This is not a Cindy Sheehan moment.

If the Democrats are truly looking to position themselves as an alternative to business as usual, a dramatic breakthrough with Cuba would underscore this new reality. Arguably more than ethics evolution, a phased-in minimum-wage hike or cover-your-backside positions on Iraq would.

In fact, a pro-active move on Cuba would be more than politically propitious. Trade, oil exploration, drug interdictions, hurricane assistance, travel, immigration, family reunions and a stable post-Fidel Cuba would all be on the table.

Not, however, on the table: pre-conditions that treat Cuba as less than a sovereign country – regardless of what we think of its failed Marxist dictatorship. That means amending the dogmatic Helms-Burton Act. Recall that America never held out for democratic enlightenment in order to normalize relations with China or Vietnam. Globalization produces its own change dynamic, however imperfect.

Moreover, a rapprochement with Cuba has implications that transcend bi-lateralism.

It would make it a lot harder for America’s enemies — and growing legions of international skeptics — to continue to portray the U.S. as an arrogant hegemon with less-than-noble motives around the globe. As long as there is an inexplicably inhumane, imperious Cuban embargo, there is an even bigger cloud over America’s credibility as an agent of good in the world. Even the conservative Cuban-American National Foundation has called for an end to U.S. restrictions on remittances and travel to Cuba.

Then there’s the counterproductive, geo-political irony in continuing to isolate Cuba.

There are no incentives to liberalize in isolation. There never are.

And there are certainly no incentives for Cuba to become less dependent on Venezuela’s menacing socialist, the oil-endowed Hugo Chavez. More foreboding is Chavez’s increasing common cause with (Hezbollah-supporting) Iran – and efforts to prod Cuba into closer ties with Tehran. Anybody want a strategic comfort zone 90 miles off our coast for the apocalyptic Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?

There are a lot of reasons why the U.S. should be talking to – and not at – Raul Castro. Blatant American self-interest comes most readily to mind.

Congressional Democrats want to emphasize — and highlight — that this is a new day in Washington. Well then, seize it.

Think outside the box canyon that is Little Havana – and beyond the eroding clout of a few hard-line Cuban-American U.S. representatives.

And, to be sure, somebody – in the pursuit of doing the right thing – is going to make history. Might as well be one of our own. Tampa, as we well know, is not Miami. We have history; not hate.

And Kathy Castor has never seemed shy when it comes to principle.

You go, Congresswoman.

Special Session Storms

Say this about Florida State Sen. Ronda Storms. Once you set aside the arrogance and the social-issues pandering, you can see why she’s so electable. And not just to unincorporated yahoos.

She’s well prepared, undaunted and articulate, and you would want her on your side of a pro-consumer fight. As in home insurance.

She fought the good fight during the special session. She will be a force.

Florida: A Primary Priority

Welcome news that Florida – along with California, Illinois and New Jersey – are likely to move their 2008 presidential primaries to early February. It will lessen the inordinate influence of the demographically skewed states of Iowa and New Hampshire.

Wonder is it has taken so long. Imagine a mammoth electoral swing state such as Florida, where the I-4 corridor can make or break a presidential race, having no say as to who the actual presidential nominees are.

Lay Off The Excuses

It’s now been 10 days since the University of Florida Gators dismantled Ohio State and won the national championship in football. And yet there lingers on among some pundits and Buckeyed fans a sense that OSU’s 51-day layoff played a key role in the outcome.

It played a role, but not a key one. Don’t forget the Gators had a bye month – actually 37 days – between games. They used it to get better.

A layoff can affect timing – but not raw speed. UF won because of better preparation, better motivation and better athletes.

Revisiting The Fast Buck Freddie’s Experience

You know you’ve arrived when the general manager of Fast Buck Freddie’s, that Key West staple of colorful window displays, fashionable casual wear, eclectic home accessories and sophomoric, vulgar novelties recognizes you. And he knows you’re not there to peruse the Tommy Bahama collection or scrutinize restoration fabrics.

“I remember you,” says John Muhly, the long-time GM. “From Tampa, right? Back for more?”

Indeed.

If you’ve ever been to Key West, you know it’s easy to yield to its singular siren song. It’s still a retreat from the mundane, still one of the few places, for example, where one can wear a “Tampa Bay Business Journal” (circa 1985) tee-shirt with the less-than-subliminal marketing message on the back: “Exposing, Reaching, Penetrating.”

In its own inimitable way, FBF’s “Tropical Trash” section is a barometer of the popular culture. It beats reality television, tattoos, talk radio and Hummer sales. Sure, there’s the aisle devoted to digestive and intestinal noises, but political and religious caprice is most telling.

An unpopular, incumbent president is represented with the “Out of Office Countdown” 2007 Calendar and a 01.20.09 (“Bush’s last day”) bumper sticker. A polarizing, likely presidential candidate is parodied in “The Flaming Liberal Fire Starter.” There is a Michael Moore pet chewy. Variations of a political-visages-on-toilet-paper theme.

Nor is religion unfair game.

There’s a Jesus bobble head, a “Jesus Saves” coin bank and puppets depicting a “Fighting Nun” and a “Punching Rabbi.”

Which prompts, I’ll concede, a perverse search for a Muhammad bobble head. There is none. Nor are there “Fighting Imam” or “Slugging Mullah” puppets either.

Fast Buck Freddie’s pulling its punches? Going politically correct? Or just knowing what’s funny and why?

I ask John the GM, now in his 29th year of presiding over a potpourri of poor taste, including religious parody.

“Well, now that you mention it, you’re right,” he says. “But no one except you has asked. But for Valentine’s Day, we’re planning a special Donald Trump-Rosie O’Donnell display.”

Close enough.

Key West Color

When you peer behind the Key West gentrification symbolized by a Starbuck’s or signage harkening a Duval Street luxury condo, you still see the Conch Republic. There’s still the literati legacy, the Victorian skyline, the Mallory Dock performers, the street-wise roosters, the tropical lushness, the azure water, the sunsets, the dining, the music, the nostalgic intimations of Cuba, the what-the-hell ethic.

There’s also this:

*The less-than-year-old Rum Barrel bar at the intersection of Simonton and Front streets. It’s owned by Pat Croce, the former owner of the Philadelphia 76ers. It’s an unabashed outpost of Philly lore and adenoidal accents.

And it was where this Philly native watched the last quarter of the “Iggles”-Dallas Cowboys game amid a raucous din of organized cheers and a sea of Westbrook and McNabb jerseys.

“Invincible” should have been this authentic. Yo.

*A town long enamored of its double entendres, naughty puns and anarchical phrase twists – all in the name of irreverence, crudeness, anti-establishment chutzpah and cheap laughs. They are emblazoned on everything from tee-shirts to tea-towels. A parasailing outfit is called “Chute Happens.” But mostly, it’s “Why can’t we all get a bong?” or “I’m out of estrogen, and I have a gun” or “Lesbian trapped in a man’s body” or “Grandchildren are the reward for letting teenagers live.”

And then there’s the relatively benign, seemingly Gasparilla-targeted banner: “Time flies when you’re having rum.”

We bought it.

*A restrained, hour-long, anti-war demonstration at the intersection of Duval and Eaton streets. All four corners featured placard-carrying individuals with “Out of Iraq”-themed messages. Vicki Weeks, the 50-ish leader, explained the dynamic – and the demographic:

“It had been relatively low key until after the election,” said Weeks. “Now it’s much more vocal. I’d say four out of five people are supportive. Except when there are cruise-liner passengers.”

*A local-color, smile magnet: A couple pushing a baby stroller with adorable, twin Peke-a-poos. OK, that was us.