Gubernatorial Grandstanding

Gov. DiSastrous is cutting the budget (to $114.4 billion). Priorities matter. “Smaller government” is the disingenuous rationale for an ideological micromanager. Ronald Reagan he isn’t.

But he still wants, unconscionably, to set aside $1 million for “any litigation expenses that may come as a result of this really, really poor decision by the College Football Playoff” to snub the undefeated ACC champion FSU Seminoles. AG Ashley Moody, of course, agrees. So does, for what it’s worth, Sen. Rick Scott.

But what’s the real bottom line? Maybe this governor thinks ‘Noles fans will forget about insurance premiums, abortion autocracy, Medicaid non-expansion and heavy-handed interference in public schools and universities and feel indebted for his “support.”

And maybe, he hopes, they won’t equate football pandering to, say, flying immigrants to Cape Cod. But maybe they will see a self-serving, diversionary tactic for what it is. We were used to grandstanding; now there’s “gridstanding.”

Dem Notes

* Biden to donors: “Not sure I’d be running” if Trump were not in the 2024 presidential race. We get it, but don’t say it. It begs the question: why? The honest answer is not helpful.

* Remember November numbers: The unemployment rate drops to 3.7 percent; inflation down to 3.2 percent. The latter had been at 9 percent a little over a year ago. But, no, the pre-pandemic economy hasn’t returned.

* “One thing…that we have in common is: Neither of us will be the nominee of our party in 2024.” A Gavin Newsom debate jab at Ron DiSastrous.

* Vice President Kamala Harris set a new record by casting her 32nd tie-breaking Senate vote. The previous record was held by John C. Calhoun (vice president from 1825-32). Most of Harris’ votes have involved judicial nominees, but it also notably includes the American Rescue Plan and the Inflation Reduction Act.

* Speaking of, the vice president is not just a rallying force for the pro-choice vote, but was the leader of the U.S. delegation to the UN Climate Summit in Dubai. Her portfolio gets an increasingly higher profile as the 2024 election nears. She has to look ready for whatever might lie ahead.

* The U.S. was the only UN Security Council member to not vote for a resolution demanding an immediate humanitarian cease-fire in Gaza.

* “While the Democratic and Republican parties increasingly cater to the extreme, most Americans are moderate, level-headed folks, and they are plain worn out.”–West Virginia Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin, who won’t be running for re-election, but will be looking to build a common-ground, middle-of-the-road movement. Yeah.

* With another cult-rally-around-Trump candidacy looming, a fractious Democratic coalition is hardly helpful.

Musings

 

* Festivus (for the rest of us) list of annoyances:

^Scooters left anywhere, including the sidewalk in front of your house.

^Noisy leaf relocaters.

^Otherwise nice restaurants that are too LOUD.

^College football coaches who make more–much, much more–than university presidents, scholars and cancer researchers.

^Saying hello to someone without response because he’s affixed to his cell phone.

^Political debates’ rehearsed sucker-punch, gotcha lines.

^Government-shutdown roulette.

^Those prefacing a problematic remark with a disingenuous “With all due respect.”

^ Dialed-out dog owners at dog parks.

^Motorcyclists for whom the rules of the road seemingly don’t apply.

^Having to sit through extra-loud, made-from-action-comics movie trailers, while waiting for the actual movie you’re there to see.

^Did I mention #@%^&*+ scooters?

^And no, just because stuff annoys you, it doesn’t make you a curmudgeon.

* George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration for his troubles.

* We are what we keep. Anyone who has ever “downsized” knows that reality.

Tampa Bay

 

* It’s the Tampa Bay Rays. That’s the regional market. Not the St. Petersburg Rays or the Parochial Rays or the Gas Plant Rays. There’s a reason why the St. Petersburg Times became the Tampa Bay Times after the closing of the Tampa Tribune.

* According to the Tampa Bay Partnership, 20 percent of area residents cross county lines daily.

Florida

* After a year-long investigation, the American Association of University Professors assessed that Florida was under an “ideologically-driven assault unparalleled in U.S. history. … What is unfolding in Florida is horrifying.” In short, more “freedom” is not unfolding in higher ed. Unsurprisingly, a spokesperson for Gov. Ron DiSastrous called the AAUP investigation a “hoax.”

* According to the Insurance Information Institute, fewer than 20 percent of Florida homeowners have flood insurance.

* The Sunshine State is still one of 10 states that refuse to expand Medicaid as part of the ACA.

* “I have no desire to ‘improve’ or ‘reform’ ObamaCare. I intend to repeal it.”–Ron DiSastrous.

* According to PEN America, Florida “leads” the U.S. in school-book bans.

* Among the many that the charisma-challenged DiSastrous doesn’t get along with: political consultants. Exhibit A: Jeff Roe, a prominent GOP strategist, who recently resigned as the top adviser to the governor’s controversial super PAC, “Never Back Down.” And Iowa’s just days away.

* “Throuple”: New term for a sexual threesome, thanks to the media coverage of Florida “power couple” Christian and Bridget Ziegler. The former has been Florida GOP chairman, the latter a co-founder of “Moms for Liberty.”

Media Matters

* X-rated Musk: There are uncivil rants and crude Trumpian language, but Elon Musk dug a new, rhetorical low with his “F*** yourself” response to advertisers who have stopped spending money on X over concerns that Musk himself was amplifying antisemitism and racism on his social media site, the one formerly known as Twitter.

* AI fake news: The next great misinformation spreader.

* Word of the Year, according to Oxford University Press: Rizz. It’s a Gen Z term that refers to a person’s ability to attract—or even seduce—another person. Reportedly it’s derived from “charisma”–not risible.

* SNL is now is now in its 49th season. No, it hasn’t gotten better, unless segments—more goofy than satirical–that last too long are not an issue. Is that writers’ strike really over?

* Republican Liz Cheney has been making the high-profile, media rounds to promote a book and appeal to GOP sanity. Too bad her father can’t be as outspoken about saving democracy.

* At least 64 journalists have been killed in the Israel-Hamas war,

* The average American checks his or her smartphone 58 times per day.

* Spain, Norway and Belgium have banned smartphones in schools.

Sports Shorts

* Once again Tampa’s Lou Piniella came close to joining baseball’s Hall of Fame as a manager. Ironically, his 3-year, all-losing tenure with his home-market TB Rays likely cost him HoF status.

* Florida State’s only meaningful response to the College Football Playoff Final Four snub is to beat Georgia in the Orange Bowl. But that’s not likely.

* The ReliaQuest Bowl: At least the Outback Bowl sounded more like a bowl game than a naming-rights ad. But it could be worse: The 1-800-ASK-GARY Bowl.

* Remember when bowls were a sign of a successful season? With 40 bowls–from Famous Toastery to Pop-Tarts–and 80 teams, it no longer even requires a winning record.

* Shout out to FSU Women, who are NCAA soccer champs—for the fourth time.

* Tampa will host the 2025 Women’s Basketball Final Four. Earlier this month Tampa hosted the 2023 Women’s Volleyball Final Four.

Trumpster Diving

* The Colorado Supreme Court has barred Trump from the state’s ballot. The rationale: A section of the 14th Amendment that prohibits anyone who swore an oath to support the Constitution and then “engaged in insurrection” against it from holding office. It’s an unprecedented application. In another era, such seditious behavior might have warranted a firing squad. But a de facto “You’re fired” will do.

* Rally rhetoric: 2016–“carnage,” 2024–“vermin.”

* According to Liz Cheney, George W. Bush wanted Trump impeached.

* Trump still wants to end the Affordable Care Act. The begged question: Can America afford a sequel to the Trump Apprentice act.

* “MSNBC (MSDNC) uses FREE government approved airways, and yet it is nothing but a 24-hour hit job on Donald J. Trump and the Republican Party for purposes of ELECTION INTERFERENCE. … Our so-called ‘government’ should come down hard on them and make them pay for their illegal political activity.”–Donald J. Trump.

* Weaponizing the government to punish the free press: Yet another reminder that the dictator’s playbook that advocates the demonization of the media is still very much in play.

* If re-elected, Trump says he won’t be a dictator—“except for day one.” … “We’re closing the border, and we’re drilling, drilling, drilling. After that, I’m not a dictator.” How reassuring, except that these are the words of a well-documented, self-serving, pathological liar with a proven dictatorial fixation.

* “I don’t call them ‘prisoners.’ I call them ‘hostages.’” Trump on the alleged violent offenders who are detained and await trial for their roles in the Jan. 6 insurrection.

* “Daniel Ellsberg is the most dangerous man in America. He must be stopped at all costs.”–Henry Kissinger, 1971. Those were the (“most dangerous”) days.

* “Nikki Haley, at the top of the ticket, would boost candidates up and down the ballot.”–Koch Brothers-founded Americans for Prosperity, which has been raising money to help the GOP oust Trump.

* New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu has endorsed Nikki Haley for president–not Civil War historian.

* True that: “There is no bigger issue in this race than Donald Trump. His conduct is unacceptable. He’s unfit.”–Chris Christie, the only GOP debater to go after Trump.

* Reportedly Kevin McCarthy, the ousted GOP Speaker, would like to be considered for a Trump Cabinet position. Apparently senior sycophant isn’t prestigious enough.

* “Trump enjoys some unusual advantages for a challenger. … Even Ronald Reagan did not have a Fox News and the Speaker of the House in his pocket.”–Robert Kagan, WaPo

* Trump’s autocratic dream: Russian President Vladimir Putin will be seeking another—six-year—term. He’s already been in power for nearly a quarter of a century. No debates, no primaries, no relevant media, Stalin nostalgia, token opposition.

* “(The office of the presidency) does not confer a lifelong ‘get-out-of-jail-free’ pass.”–U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutka.

* Red Caesar”: New Right coinage for a leader whose post-Constitutional rule will restore the strength of his people. Or should that be Orange Caesar?

Quoteworthy

 

* “Our bodies are ecosystems, and the world is an ecosystem.”–U.S. climate envoy John Kerry.

* “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason’s and Dixon’s, but between patriotism and intelligence on one side and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”–Ulysses S. Grant.

* “A gigantic, global sewer.”–How Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo characterized Elon Musk’s platform X.

* “These companies (Apple and Google) know enough about your children to recommend games and other apps, but they claim ignorance when it comes time to judge whether material is safe and suitable for them.”–Elizabeth Self, The American Conservative.

* “Tampa Bay must address long-standing transportation infrastructure needs, including better regional connectivity. This is why Tampa Bay needs a new Tri-County Metropolitan Planning Organization.”–Bemetra Simmons, president and CEO of the Tampa Bay Partnership.

* “You don’t just want great physician scientists and nurses and techs and allied health professionals, you want to be in the state-of-the-art facilities with state-of-the-art technology.”–Tampa General Hospital CEO John Couris. TGH has announced plans for a $500 million, 13-story, 565,000-square-foot addition to provide a state-of-the-art environment for neuroscience and transplant services.

* “I own it.”–Hillsborough Schools Superintendent Van Ayres, in reference to disappointing county school grades, including 23 D schools and 4 F schoolsmore than any other state district.

Culture Context For Ybor Shooting

It was a Halloween celebration along Ybor City’s 7th Avenue. It was 3 a.m. Two people were shot and killed. The real underlying cause: the culture, not the venue.

Why go to a late-hour Halloween celebration with a gun? Why let your 14-year-old be anywhere other than asleep in his bedroom in the middle of the night? Ybor is, in effect, another victim of a dysfunctional societal culture that is gun-and-gang enamored.