* Cheers: It’s Wine o’clock, and Ale is well.
* A woman was arrested for trading sex not for money—but for spaghetti dinners. Would that make her a pastatute?
* Gov. Ron DisAstrous has two looks that we’re all too privy to. When he’s smugly smiling about some anti-woke ordinance, he looks like Alfred E. Newman. When he’s squinting and frowning, which is most of the time, he looks like a guy in a crowded elevator, where someone just let go with an SBD (silent but deadly).
* “I don’t believe in the afterlife, but I’m still taking a change of underwear.”–Woody Allen.
* What if UFOs are just billionaires from other planets?