* Civil war: Isn’t that an oxymoron?
* Societal priorities: SCOTUS justices make $274,200 a year. The chief justice, John Roberts, pulls in $286,700. Minimum salary for NFL players: $660,000.
* Funny how there’s a Burger King but no Borscht Czar. After all, people who eat fast food are in a hurry … always Russian around somewhere.