Who doesn’t like a good pun?Of course, that’s a rhetorical question. But if, indeed, you need convincing, well then, get thee to a punnery right quick. You can see where this is going. Some favorites to ponder, dismiss or even share:
* She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.
* No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
* Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
* A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
* I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
* The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at-large.
* Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: Transcend dental medication.
* A backward poet writes inverse.
And if, indeed, you decide to share, remember this: Make sure everyone is “qualified.” I once sent 10 puns to good friends with the expectation that at the very least one of them would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.