Anyone else feel this way? I root for the bulls at Pamplona, Spain. The annual nine-day San Fermin festival draws thousands of fools, including Americans, who run and cavort and wave and take selfies amid a mini, two-minute stampede. No bull, they really do. In fact, 15 people have lost their lives doing it over the years.
Just last week a guy from Gainesville, Flori-duh was gored. His luck apparently had run out; it was his 38th time defying common sense.
The bulls, it should be noted, are running in escape-less, confined routes from a holding pen to the bullring. There they will die at the hands of a matador. What a tradition. On the way, beef-witted tourists will have sport at their expense. What Facebook fun.
Go, Bulls.