Word is Dennis Rodman is planning a getaway in August to–North Korea. Reportedly, to vacation with his new best buddy, Kim Jong Un, the 20-something despot Rodman has referred to as “awesome” and his “friend for life.”
Some unsolicited advice for America’s most unlikely emissary to Pyongyang’s parallel universe: Don’t go. But if you must, please stay. Distract Kim, not us.