Things We’ll Never Hear

The failure of that (heretofore merely histrionically obnoxious) congressman from New York to garage his Weinermobile, has resulted in yet another rehash of male politicos behaving abominably. For once, it would have been refreshing to at least hear true candor–forget contrition–uttered in acknowledgement of the obvious:

            “I’m a disingenuous, duplicitous piece of testosterone-entitling flotsam. I’m more sorry for my imploding career than for anyone I betrayed and hurt. I’m getting what I deserve. I can’t even govern myself. I’m outta here before I start spinning about seeking blatantly self-serving, PR help.”

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