- Donald Trump turned 78 earlier this year. Donald Duck turns 90 later this year.
- How the hell can anyone be an “undecided” voter in the age of Trump?
- Alas, there are no life assurance
- Thank you, highway signage. Otherwise, I wouldn’t know how to find a personal injury attorney.
- Fats Domino. Chubby Checker. But still no Pudgy Parcheesi.