Trumpster Diving

* That Congressional GOPster backdrop for the White House tax-plan-celebration photo behind President Donald Trump was a new low in capitol butt bussing. It gave sycophancy a bad name. And you know the vast majority of those behind Trump are only behind him literally.

* No one needed to parse the comments of Trump or America’s United Nations Representative Nikki Haley in expressing disappointment over the UN rebuke on JerUSAlem. “Let them vote against us,” responded Trump. “We’ll save a lot. We don’t care.” In other words, “When we buy votes, we expect results.” In further words, “We can simply write smaller checks. Moreover, who the hell is the UN to tell us what to do?”

* It’s now official. There is now a robotic version of Donald Trump at Walt Disney World’s Hall of Presidents in Orlando. He’s sacrilegiously posed next to Abraham Lincoln. It includes personally recorded optimistic, clichéd remarks by Trump.

Christmas came early for Saturday Night Live.

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