* Ever notice the “I-love-children-but” look of anxious airline passengers as a couple with a small, crying child heads down the aisle? Have video handy.
* It still seems dated to see those double-truck, color ads for Rooms To Go that employ fetching babes in loud colors and flatter-me, spiked heels as come-hither bookends for furniture displays? These are sofas and chairs, not muscle cars and motorcycles.
* Nobody, but nobody, looks good with a nose ring.
* Among the more un-nuanced signs: “Gratuities accepted.”
* Among the best pizza ads: “90% of people prefer pizza over kale.”