* Thanks to Paula Broadwell and associates, “embed,” “all in” and “you’ve got (male)” will never be the same.
* Remember when “socialite” meant one who was prominent in fashionable society? Those were the days.
* I wonder if Derek Jeter has ever uttered: “Hey, I can see the Kelley mansion from here”?
* Hulk, Bubba, Khawam Twins: They just belong in the same sentence.
* Poor Joe Maddon. Works at the Trop, lives next to trollops.